Taco Crime Limerick

A man was trying to hide
The fact he'd recently tried
To use 9-1-1

As his hired gun
To buy tacos, drive-through, with no ride.

© 2012 - All Rights Reserved - Rachel Hoyt

I'd like to thank Buzz Feed's list of taco related crimes

for inspiring this limerick and more rhyming good times.

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