Rhyme Me A Smile: 9-1-1 call

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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Whoa! Woe.

by Rachel Hoyt

Image by chawalitpix via freedigitalphotos.com

A man was recounting his woes,

The fact that he stupidly chose,

To pocket his phone

Although he'd known

It loves the cops like a brown nose.

He had noticed a few butt dials

But didn't fear criminal trials

'Til he heard ding-dong

And before too long

Came to face the police men's smug smiles.

and because this idiot car thief article made me laugh my arse off!

A man was trying to hide
The fact he'd recently tried
To use 9-1-1

As his hired gun
To buy tacos, drive-through, with no ride.

I'd like to thank Buzz Feed's list of taco related crimes

for inspiring this limerick and more rhyming good times.