Sunday Surprise - Dumb Criminal Limerick

Whoa!  Woe.

by Rachel Hoyt

Image by chawalitpix via freedigitalphotos.com

A man was recounting his woes,

The fact that he stupidly chose,

To pocket his phone

Although he'd known

It loves the cops like a brown nose.

He had noticed a few butt dials

But didn't fear criminal trials

'Til he heard ding-dong

And before too long

Came to face the police men's smug smiles.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.

This rhyme was written for Mad Kane's Woebegone Limerick Off

and because this idiot car thief article made me laugh my arse off!

Technorati Tags:  Dumb Criminal, Butt Dial, Police, Humor, Limerick, Poetry

Sunday Fun Day - Shrill Limerick on Women and Men

Smiles from Frowning

by Rachel Hoyt

Image by bulldogza via freedigitalphotos.net

A gal who was terribly shrill

Told her hubby it wasn't a thrill

To break his joystick

To make her point stick

But she smiled as he cried, "You killed Bill!"

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.

 

This poem was written for Mad Kane's Limerick-Off

(where poets and rhymers go to show off)

and inspired by the news that women

are happier when they can comfort their men.

 

Technorati Tags: Relationships, Happy, Limerick, Humor, Poem, Poetry

A Limerick On College Donations and Restrooms

image by anankkml via freedigitalphotos.net

A Potty Plaque for Giving Back

A fellow who had a degree

Gave back to his school gen'rously

When they said his cash

Bought him the backsplash -

His thoughts could inspire all who pee!

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.

Technorati Tags: College, Donations, Restroom, Humor, Limerick, Poetry

This limerick was inspired by this article on Neatorama

and written for Mad-Kane's Limerick-Off.