Shake Scolding
by Rachel Hoyt
You're doing it wrong,
I'm sorry to say,
Don't air hump the song,
Hips should hardly sway.
The move's up higher,
It's a shoulder thing,
Only a trained squire,
Knows the spaz to bring!
Stop screwing it up please,
You're hurting my eyes,
Your crowns should be seized,
They're based upon lies.
© 2013
Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
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