Thursday, May 31, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - CATastrauphic Divorce in Israel

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Dear Cat Lady,

You really didn't think that maybe
Did you name each and every one?
(Trying to think of and remember those would be fun.)
I hope that they "do their business" outside,
but bet they do it where they want, with pride.

They were just hungry, not trying to be rude.
Ok, so maybe cats in groups have more attitude,
but that's just too much pussy! (Sorry to be crude,
but you don't have to be a feline fearing, pussy prude,
to feel sorry for the dude the way the story is being skewed.)

Have you been training them to do kitty tricks
like jump over candlesticks and ninja smash bricks?
Maybe you should start with jumping and fetching sticks?
Or just photograph them doing funny air licks?
I hope there's no cat fight over who's your top picks.

If you already endured a husband who was was
worse than 500 cats worth of dirty hair fuzz,
then you don't deserve the stress of feline disunity
and it's barrage of scrapes and hisses that drive some to lunacy.
I hope you've got a plan for your kitty clan.
Let me know how it's going if and when you can.

Enjoy embracing your new single lady style!

Sincerely,

Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile


© 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.


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Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Wacky Word Wednesday - Espy

Espy
by Rachel Hoyt

Image by Pixomar via freedigitalphotos.net

The word espy
is often used in poetry
to mean notice or see.

So, if you espy "espy",
what did you see?

You saw poetically
what it means to espy.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
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And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
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Friday, May 25, 2012

Friday Photo Fun - Something in Landscape

Something in Landscape
by Rachel Hoyt



They decorate the landscape around a music hall
named for a man who animated smiles for all.
It's color is calming, loving and lovely.
In 2005 it was California's 'it' tree.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.


Friday Photo Fun is when I share a randomly captured moment,
or perhaps a photo experiment with more purposeful intent,
then pair it with a rhyming riddle to exercise your mind
and teach you more weird facts to which you once were blind.


After the answer is guessed, I will post a second, non-abstract photo,
and just in case you wanted to know,
the first is not a photoshopped version of the second -
they're shot using different techniques that to me beckon.



Wanda wins again with her guess, Pink Trumpet Tree.
Without her plant knowledge we
might never see
the answer to this riddle ditty!



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Thursday, May 24, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - On Mark Zuckerberg and the Forbes Celebrity List

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Your life, lately, sure seems to be filled with spark!
This week, in two big ways, you made your mark:
First your IPO traded at record breaking speed,
but somehow you didn't make the Forbes celebrity list
which Facebook "helps judge".  You must be pissed!

But your TV and radio appearances are way too few
and your failure to capitalize on your 'look' won't do.
I can't believe you let someone beat you to designing
the pinstripe suit-hoodie (a look you're defining).
Perhaps you should get to work on a cologne?
'Essence of Zuck' sounds like it'd be cool to own.

Maybe you're already working on another movie
to spread your life story, unbeknownst to me,
but if not perhaps your wife wants a reality show?
What is Patricia's life like?  The people want to know!
Or... if perhaps you both can sing fairly well,
a bit of holiday music would be the thing to sell.

Lastly, if you want to give a little bit back
I would suggest that you and Oprah get together
and put those addicts on a couch of fine leather.
OWN can make it a show so helping them will help you
and maybe then Oprah won't stay stuck at #2.

I hope you'll consider my thoughts for a little while
although, in your shoes, I have not walked a mile.

Sincerely,

Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile

P.S.  Sorry to hear about that stockholder lawsuit thing.
Hope you didn't spend it all already on one ruby ring...



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Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Wacky Word Wednesday - Fossick


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I think I would like fossicking -
rummaging, scavenging,
for gold, gems and things.

To pick over abandoned workings
for value that strums our heartstrings -
that's good, old-fashioned fossicking.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
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And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.

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Sunday, May 20, 2012

Sunday Fun Day - Rock Eating Limerick

Rockin' Taste
by Rachel Hoyt



A woman who tried to persuade
her taste buds not to feel betrayed,
said, "Rocks taste earthy 
and crispy crunchy.
They're the best free snack nature made!"

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


This rhyme was written for Mad-Kane's Limerick-Off,
where the humor will make you giggle and snicker, not scoff,
and inspired by the news linked to above and right here
about a woman who eats whatever rocks lie near.

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Friday, May 18, 2012

Friday Photo Fun - Something Eaten

Something Eaten
by Rachel Hoyt


or kill germs and bacteria on a whim
while taking your taste buds on a trip
to somewhere much more exotic and hip.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.


Friday Photo Fun is when I share a randomly captured moment,
or perhaps a photo experiment with more purposeful intent,
then pair it with a rhyming riddle to exercise your mind
and teach you more weird facts to which you once were blind.


After the answer is guessed, I will post a second, non-abstract photo,
and just in case you wanted to know,
the first is not a photoshopped version of the second -
they're shot using different techniques that to me beckon.



Alejandro guessed the correct answer this week (easily?)
due to his massive love for chilis. 



Thursday, May 17, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - On BPAs, Plastic and Packaged Food



Dearest Prince of Plastic,

It would be really fantastic
(though it may sound drastic)
if you could banish fakery,
poverty, slavery and trickery
in your kingdom of plasticity.

and their evil infectious ways,
but just realized in recent days
that it's in, on or near everything I buy!
Why must BPAs haunt and taunt me?  Why?!

The tupperware I bought isn't safe enough
to heat food in and extra dish work is rough.
And what about all those convenience foods?
Is anything wrapped in plastic safe dudes?
Those BPAs could really alter our moods...

I'm a single gal with little time to cook
who tries to eat healthy but can still, with one look,
count ten or more suspicious items within view
that might have BPAs that could harm you.

Since the FDA won't stand up for us (Who's to gain?),
I thought you could bless your kingdom and wane
the use of low quality plastics that cause us pain.
There must be some other, better use to suit their style.
Perhaps you could just put them on welfare for a while?

Thanks for your help!

Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile


© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


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Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Wacky Word Wednesday - Pusillanimous

Pusillanimous
by Rachel Hoyt

image by David Castillo Domanici via freedigitalphotos.net
Pusillanimous rhymes with unanimous
but implies that fear lives within us.
Yes, cowardly is a word that's synonymous
with this one you won't hear on the bus -
it's pretentious cousin, pusillanimous.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.

 Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.

Friday, May 11, 2012

Friday Photo Fun - Something Grown

Something Grown
by Rachel Hoyt



A field full looks like rainbows -
one of Mother Nature's very best shows.
Their Asiatic origin, I bet no one knows,
because that isn't where the bulk today grows.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


Friday Photo Fun is when I share a randomly captured moment,
or perhaps a photo experiment with more purposeful intent,
then pair it with a rhyming riddle to exercise your mind
and teach you more weird facts to which you once were blind.
After the answer is guessed, I will post a second, non-abstract photo,
and just in case you wanted to know,
the first is not a photoshopped version of the second -
they're shot using different techniques that to me beckon

Andy (the romantic poet) found the answer rolled off his lips.
This week's abstractified object is tulips!



 
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Thursday, May 10, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - Selling Handmade Crafts Online



Dear Conscientious Consumers,

You may have heard the rumors
It could be true that they paid
someone else to make a whole bunch,
but if they could hardly pay for lunch
with the income from that "handmade" necklace,
then their hourly rate is totally reckless!
Also, if you've seen someone wear
something that seems to closely compare,
and didn't break quickly "because it's antique".

The fact is that it's near impossible to survive
selling crafts as the economy takes a nose dive
and stores lower their prices to try to stay alive
and consumers seek prices that allow consuming to thrive.

No artisan who aspires to create crafts with vim
and patiently produces the quality she dreams of within,
should charge a cheap wage for an ounce of their time
or rush through creating and think things will be fine.
Their orders might take a little longer to ship out
because there's no one to help or boss about
and the selection of products might not be as vast
because capital becomes "income" as sale free times last.
We work hard and should be easy to spot.
Our stuff usually makes you say, "Dang that costs a lot."
But remember, we're making something with true style.

Thanks for buying handmade (even once in a while)!

Sincerely,

Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile


© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Wacky Word Wednesday - Gormless

Gormless
by Rachel Hoyt

image by digitalart via freedigitalphotos.net

Those who are gormless
are completely harmless
though may appear thoughtless
which may seem a bit reckless
but really they can't help all this
because they're just a bit brainless.

Gosh I'm glad I'm not gormless.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


 

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Friday, May 4, 2012

Friday Photo Fun - Something Antique

Something Antique
by Rachel Hoyt


Invented around the same time as instant coffee,
cellophane and Life Savers candy.
They're helpful for saving time and energy.
I use my modern one quite frequently.

So, what's in this snap I took at an antique store?
Can you guess which thing I couldn't ignore?

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


Friday Photo Fun is when I share a randomly captured moment,
or perhaps a photo experiment with more purposeful intent,
then pair it with a rhyming riddle to exercise your mind
and teach you more weird facts to which you once were blind.
After the answer is guessed, I will post a second, non-abstract photo,
and just in case you wanted to know,
the first is not a photoshopped version of the second -
they're shot using different techniques that to me beckon.

Bryan guessed the right answer was toaster.
He wins the right to be a boaster.

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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - the FDA, GRAS and Meat Glue

image by piyato via freedigitalphotos.net

Fine folks of the FDA,

I've got a few things I need to say
Well, to be precise, they notified you
and you accepted their research as true
and enough to see what it would do
if you allowed Transglutaminase
to work it's magical ways
on processed meats and seafood
without really telling us.  (How rude.)

I'm sure it would have been rough to write
a press release that sounded just right...
"We generally accept it as safe for you to eat
pieces of glued together scrap-mignon meat."
... but hearing the truth would've been neat.
I've worked in restaurants and catering
doing the "serve people for tips" thing,
but have never, ever heard anything
about this way to make meat scraps cling.

Your food safety tactics there seem quite crazy.
Or perhaps it's that you're understaffed and/or lazy?
I feel like the FDA's purpose is hazy.
Aren't we the ones who you should protect?
This notification process you use seems derelict,
like the ones thoroughly checked are random picked
or chosen due to a food scare or outbreak,
saying that's a risk they can take
with this weird thing that they make.

I suppose I should be thanking you for helping wreck beef.
The issue now is avoiding strange GRAS listed food,
the thought of which brings out my super sour mood.
I've heard of, "The more you spend, the more you save!"
It's the motto that makes luxury bargain shoppers cave.
I hope yours isn't, "This looks fun to try out for a while."
Is that really the mark of your signature style?
Please ponder what the heck you've allowed in our food piles.

Thank you,

Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Wacky Word Wednesday - Ennui

Ennui
by Rachel Hoyt

image by Stuart Miles via freedigitalphotos.net

I strive to be
the antidote to ennui -
to help your brain stay cheery
so you won't sit listlessly,
wasting away the day
bored in every way.
Though ennui sounds cool to say,
only Seinfeld could make nothingness pay.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 
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