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Your life, lately, sure seems to be filled with spark!
This week, in two big ways, you made your mark:
First your IPO traded at record breaking speed,
but somehow you didn't make the Forbes celebrity list
which Facebook "helps judge". You must be pissed!
But your TV and radio appearances are way too few
and your failure to capitalize on your 'look' won't do.
I can't believe you let someone beat you to designing
the pinstripe suit-hoodie (a look you're defining).
Perhaps you should get to work on a cologne?
'Essence of Zuck' sounds like it'd be cool to own.
Maybe you're already working on another movie
to spread your life story, unbeknownst to me,
but if not perhaps your wife wants a reality show?
What is Patricia's life like? The people want to know!
Or... if perhaps you both can sing fairly well,
a bit of holiday music would be the thing to sell.
Lastly, if you want to give a little bit back
I would suggest that you and Oprah get together
and put those addicts on a couch of fine leather.
OWN can make it a show so helping them will help you
and maybe then Oprah won't stay stuck at #2.
I hope you'll consider my thoughts for a little while
although, in your shoes, I have not walked a mile.
Sincerely,
Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile
P.S. Sorry to hear about that stockholder lawsuit thing.
Hope you didn't spend it all already on one ruby ring...
Hope you didn't spend it all already on one ruby ring...
Oprah and him
ReplyDeleteThat would be grim
To see such a pair
Thinking they are all that and maybe they'll have an affair
What a strange affair that would be...
Deletebut that's the kind of stuff that happens on TV. :)
Dear Mark, ads on Facebook
ReplyDeleteDo read every thought
Of mine. Does it look
For a chump? Can't be bought!
Love your witty tribute, Rachel!
Blessings!
Thank you Martha! Cute rhyme. :) I hate how those ads read my thoughts. :o/
DeleteGood one Rachel!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Wanda. :)
DeleteThat is funny. I loved it!!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I'm glad my ideas are amusing to others (not just me). :)
DeleteHilarious! Good one! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks! :)
DeleteIt's very amusing to read your points of view in the form of a poem, Rachel! I enjoyed it! :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Irene! I like to think the style adds to the humor. :)
DeleteCute one Rachel! I loved it. Wonder if you could get it to him somehow...and wonder if it would make a difference???
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you liked it so much, Mary! :) I emailed it to Zucky-Zuck on FB. I always try to send them out... in hopes that some day, someone who I wrote to will read and comment! :) xo
DeleteI love your style Rachel! Always amusing --so you emailed it? Let us know if you get a response---
ReplyDeleteOh, I'll let you all know if I get a response. :) :) Thanks for visiting Audrey. :)
DeleteVery clever and really timely - it rhymes too! Woot! Social media is sopping up everything these days it seems. Great fodder for a poem.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Beachanny! I'm glad you enjoyed the topic so much. :)
DeleteSomeone has to take ted turners place.
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Hehe. Definitely. :)
Deletehaha i am so glad i dumped FB a year and a half ago...though i may miss out on lawsuit money...and the tanking stock made plenty queezy....def think the oprah team up might be the trick...smiles...
ReplyDeleteHehe. So that makes two of us that think Mark should focus on a daytime talk show for a while, eh? LOL.
DeleteI love your ideas here! It would be funny if FB somehow invaded Zuck's own life - a reality show thrust upon them whether they want it or not!
ReplyDeleteLOL. I'm sure Zuck feels like he's in a reality show plenty of the time. I wouldn't want to deal with the Paparazzi.
DeleteThis was a lot of fun. The rhyming didn't seem to hold you back, at all. And Zuckerberg & Oprah? I think so! So very nice to stumble upon your page. Happily following from here on out.
ReplyDeleteWoo Hoo! Three votes for the Zuck and Oprah show! :) Thanks for following Alex! Rhyme definitely doesn't hold me back, it moves me forward. :)
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