Thursday, May 31, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - CATastrauphic Divorce in Israel

Image by Carlos Porto via

Dear Cat Lady,

You really didn't think that maybe
Did you name each and every one?
(Trying to think of and remember those would be fun.)
I hope that they "do their business" outside,
but bet they do it where they want, with pride.

They were just hungry, not trying to be rude.
Ok, so maybe cats in groups have more attitude,
but that's just too much pussy! (Sorry to be crude,
but you don't have to be a feline fearing, pussy prude,
to feel sorry for the dude the way the story is being skewed.)

Have you been training them to do kitty tricks
like jump over candlesticks and ninja smash bricks?
Maybe you should start with jumping and fetching sticks?
Or just photograph them doing funny air licks?
I hope there's no cat fight over who's your top picks.

If you already endured a husband who was was
worse than 500 cats worth of dirty hair fuzz,
then you don't deserve the stress of feline disunity
and it's barrage of scrapes and hisses that drive some to lunacy.
I hope you've got a plan for your kitty clan.
Let me know how it's going if and when you can.

Enjoy embracing your new single lady style!


Rachel Hoyt
of Rhyme Me a Smile

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  1. WOW 500 cats, that is just insane in every single way.

  2. Seriously??? 500 cats??? Ok, this is a story that I missed LOL. I can't even imagine 1 or 2 in my house. I'm a cat lover, but not cat hair. Great rhyme always ☺

    1. It is crazy! One or two create PLENTY of hair. :P

      Always nice to have you stop by, Mary. :)

  3. Is that real???? 500 cats? I love cats, but 500? no way!

    1. Yes... that's why I include the links. :) But, crazy, right?! :P

  4. OMG..can you imagine what that house looked and smelled like, no wonder the poor guy filed for a divorce! BTW, the articles claim 550 cats.

    1. That is exactly what I thought! And, 550! Geez. :P

  5. You've got to be kidding! How could you even begin to feed such a throng? Insanity, indeed.

    1. Totally nuts. They were stealing the husband's food. Obviously there wasn't enough to feed them. :o/

  6. Insanity, to much of anything is just wrong, but I can't imagine 500 cats. I have four and they drive me crazy with their demands. course mine are all fixed and love people, but 500 cats, no no no.


Rhyming or not, I would like a lot to hear the thoughts my words brought...