Showing posts with label silly poetry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly poetry. Show all posts

Saturday, November 8, 2014

Could We Learn to Coexist with Wildfires?

Behind Old Smokey
by Rachel Hoyt

image by Keerati via freedigitalphotos.net


When they named me Smokey,
Do you think they knew?
Did they set that spark free
To shift blame to you?
What if mitigation
Is just a nice myth?
What if propagation
Is every thing's pith?
Word around the forest
Is that you don't know -
Flames don't die, they just rest
While smoke steals the show.

Copyright © 2014 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.



(Some researchers at UCSB inspired me
to wonder what Smokey would say if he could see
the results of their wildfire study.)

Friday, February 14, 2014

How Do You Respond to Hateful Comments?

Hate Loves Me
by Rachel Hoyt

image by ntwowe via freedigitalphotos.net


How can hate love me?  Let me shout the ways.
It loves me with its digs and blows and spite -
Fire my soul needs to achieve new heights,
for the roots of great with optimal grace.
Hate loves me for accepting everyday's
imbalance, the dark that tries to squash light.
Hate loves me rashly, as men show their might.
Hate loves me brashly, as they transpose praise.
Hate loves me with a passion rarely used,
on my high horse, and with heartfelt faith.
Hate loves me with a love I tried to lose
with my breakups - Hate loves me just the same,
Then, now, and forever! - and, if fate choose,
hate's love shall help propel me into fame.

Copyright © 2014 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.


This poem is dedicated to one hateful edhat user
who helps fuel my purpose by calling me a loser.

I find that I can't avoid negative criticism
and I must handle it with pure optimism.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Yen

Yen
by Rachel Hoyt

image by Stuart Miles via freedigitalphotos.net


When you have a yen
you need, don't feel Zen.
Craving level ten?
That want is a yen.

Copyright © 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Do Certain Forms of Communication CauseYou to Stress Out?


This video was discovered through Neatorama.
 
Ode to Communication
by Rachel Hoyt
 
Happy are the tongue and fingers
Which communicate with ease,
On which no clichés linger,
No abbreviations seize;

Which recognize all homonyms
And put them in their place,
Which know plentiful synonyms
To weave in like fine lace;

Which spin around with tone and tense
Dancing with each word,
Each line and letter full of sense,
Meaning fully heard.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Wacky Word Monday - Bacchanal

Bacchanal
(BAK uh nal)

by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by JanPietruskzka via freedigitalphotos.net
 

At a bacchanal
it is hard to tell
who's ill and who's well
for alcohol's spell
dings the crowd's bell
at a boisterous bacchanal.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 




Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 




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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Can A Sharing Economy Fit With Democracy?

photo by imagerymajestic via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
What's Yours Is Yours
by Rachel Hoyt
 
Sharing is daring.
Caring is baring
your plight with delight
though your pack be light -
No iPod or hot rod,
No survival pod,
No hot tub or back rubs,
No security hub,
No trap door or trick floor,
No free candy store,
Just what's yours, all yours,
No less and no more.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Sharing
by Rachel Hoyt

Sharing is daring
To let your path collide,
Abide with caring,
Wear more trust than pride,
Alongside those faring,
Comparing their ride,
No guide, just a clearing,
Appearing like the tide.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.

 
It was not much of a surprise to me
to read that the sharing economy
is butting heads with democracy.

Saturday, July 6, 2013

A Poem in Honor of Vegan Sellouts and Conscious Carnivores

The Conscious Carnivore's Chant
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by nixxphotography via freedigitalphotos.net
 

I know that my resolve is not
strong enough, and it's all I've got,
so I will not become vegan.
I won't give up Green Eggs and Ham.
There's no carnage more stinky than
a once vegan who kicked the can.

I can't give up my cheese and milk.
They taste, to me, like cream and silk.
Plus, meat eat eaters let much milk spoil
and spilled milk still makes my blood boil...
Still, milk carnage stinks much less than
a once vegan who kicked the can.

I'll eat much less, but need some meat
once in a while - a diet treat.
I will seek meat that is raised with freedom
and love it to its end with a loud, "Yum."
Still, will my carnage stink any more than
a once vegan who kicked the can?

I will stand tall with the 'sellouts' who
had to give up veganism to
love things both of and on the Earth
and conquer food shame felt since birth.
For there is one thing more stinky than
a once vegan who kicked the can:
The shame bomb's swarthy, rotten smoke -
the vegan's exhaled verbal poke.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
I read about a site that was created to shame -
but when I tried to see it for myself
the content had gone missing from the shelf.
Directed instead to meet my meat,
I wondered who inspired them to be more discreet.
 
 
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Thursday, June 20, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - On Mass Surveillance in America

Why Watch Me?
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by idea go via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
What if our loved ones live somewhere abroad?
What if our online friends are a bit odd?
What if our feet like jumping the big blue?
What if our eyes delight in culture too?
What if we work in the margins and cracks?
What if we live by the skin on our backs?
What if we asked for your help that one time?
What if we were falsely framed for a crime?
What if you know we have dreams to spark change?
What if you see us protest something strange?
What if you see a weird rant or ramble?
What if you know that we like to gamble?
When and why do you watch? What do you see?
And why would you take an interest in me?
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
can certainly make one wonder whose watch they are under.
 
 
 

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Hebdomadally

Hebdomadally
(heb doh may doll ee)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by arztsamui via freedigitalphotos.com
 
 
is indubitably
the best way to decree
something is weekly -
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
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And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
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Thursday, May 9, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - On Fashion and Style

Style Seeker
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by posterize via freedigitalphotos.net
 
Style takes more than exclusivity
of price, place, and proportions -
Just as your clothes don't desire me,
I reject their required contortions.

I prefer upcycled, vintage, handmade,
(things rarer than your rustic khakis)
uniqueness no eyes can evade,
sophisticated sparkle at ease.

The thin 'rich' kids can keep you,
I've got my imagination -
Some may stick to your styles like glue,
but I'll make, mix, and match my own creation.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved


but I think thinking that makes them special is a guise.

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Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Doyenne

Doyenne
(doi en)

by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Ambro via freedigitalphotos.net

You wouldn't use 'doyenne'
To describe important men,
Just  the highest ranked women,
Queens of the crop - doyennes.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 
 
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Thursday, April 4, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - Smart Phone Apps and Technological Advances

The Workey Jerkey
by Rachel Hoyt

image by Victor Habbick via freedigitalphotos.net

You put a gadget in,
You pull part of a job out,
You put a gadget in,
Then you shake the gigs about -

You do the Workey Jerkey
As the world spins round and round -
That's what work's all about!

You put some software in,
You pull more humans out,
You put more software in,
Crunch and shake brain cells about -

You do the Workey Jerkey
As the world spins round and round -
That's what work's all about!

You put a robot in,
You take multiple jobs out,
You put a robot in,
The economy swings about -

You do the Workey Jerkey
As the world spins round and round -
That's what work's all about!
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
 
We can't be inconvenienced to diagnose our ills,
And desire same day delivery to increase our shopping thrills,
Then wonder why we have no money to pay the bills.
How do we expect to fix the recession
if robots are required for our world's progression?
 
 
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Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Effrontery

Effrontery
(eff rhunt er ee)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
 
photo by imagerymagestic via freedigitalphotos.net
 
An act of effrontery
Has ample audacity,
Resembles skulduggery,
Is often perfunctory,
And does not intentionally
Inhibit your joy selfishly -
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
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And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 
 
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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Megrim

Megrim
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by photostock via freedigitalphotos.net
 
When one feels megrim,
They aren't quite grim,
But their smile is spread thin,
They've no joy to the brim,
They're half-full, light blue - megrim.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.




Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.




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Thursday, March 7, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - Leasing vs Sharing

image by Stuart Miles via freedigitalphotos.net
 
Leasing
by Rachel Hoyt

Leasing is greasing
The tracks to possession,
Suggestion that ceasing
To own is perfection.
Intention: pleasing,
Freezing introspection,
Possessions tainting,
Slashing wise intentions.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 

Sharing
by Rachel Hoyt

Sharing is daring
To let your path collide,
Abide with caring,
Wear more trust than pride,
Alongside those faring,
Comparing their ride,
No guide, just a clearing,
Appearing like the tide.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 

This week's rhymes were inspired by a company leasing jeans
and business owners sharing space to operate within their means.

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Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Orotund

Orotund
(OR eh tund)

by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by pixomar via freedigitalphotos.net
 
Sounds that are orotund,
Are most certainly not moribund,
Nor will they leave you stunned,
They're full and rich - orotund.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.


 
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
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And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.


 
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Friday, March 1, 2013

Friday Photo Fun - Something Relaxing

Something Relaxing
by Rachel Hoyt


A place for relaxation,
Where some reach full elation,
Take their minds on vacation,
Seek elongation,
And inner exploration.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
 
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Friday Photo Fun is when I share a randomly captured moment,
or perhaps a photo experiment with more purposeful intent,
then pair it with a rhyming riddle to exercise your mind
and teach you more weird facts to which you once were blind.
After the answer is guessed, I will post a second, non-abstract photo...
and just in case you wanted to know,
the first is not a photoshopped version of the second -
they're shot using different techniques that to me beckon.
 
 
 
So what is this thing that brings relaxation?
I await your guesses with anticipation.

UPDATE:

Bryan White has solved the riddle for today.
A yoga mat is a relaxinig place to play.

 

Thursday, February 28, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - The Harlem Shake



Shake Scolding
by Rachel Hoyt

You're doing it wrong,
I'm sorry to say,
Don't air hump the song,
Hips should hardly sway.

The move's up higher,
It's a shoulder thing,
Only a trained squire,
Knows the spaz to bring!

Stop screwing it up please,
You're hurting my eyes,
Your crowns should be seized,
They're based upon lies.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Technorati Tags: Homeless, Hotel, Camping, Rhyme, Poetry
 
 
 
 

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - On the Superhero Within Each of Us

My Super Self
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Jeroen van Oostrom via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
I know my Super Self's in there -
He prob'ly is just tired.
I'm actually nice.  I really care.
I just haven't conspired
To help every sad soul I see -
That would take my whole day.
We will just have to let things be -
Life's busy, come what may.
I can't watch out for every gran
Who needs to cross the road.
I won't smile at the scruffy man -
He'll ask me to unload
My spare powers in his coin pile,
Though my purse is quite light.
Villains will hide, try to beguile,
All those who shine more bright.
I don't have time to hold open
Doors or clean up spills.
I must get places on the when,
No time for super thrills.
Yet I know in the moment,
My Super Self would fight.
I like to think he's resting gent-
ly 'til the time is right.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
 
This tongue-in-cheek rhyme imagines someone could foresee
like Superman - cape flowing free.
 
 
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Read more rhymes by Rachel at her column, Clickety Clack -
poetic news about Santa Barbarians talking back

Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Semordnilap

Semordnilap
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by digitalart via freedigitalphotos.net
 
Palindromes back-
Words like pal and lap,
Or pan and nap,
Or par and rap,
Or pat and tap...
Each pair a semordnilap.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.

Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
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