Showing posts with label rhyming news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rhyming news. Show all posts

Saturday, November 16, 2013

This Unusual Suggestion Just Might Save the World

Shrinklution
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Danilo Rizzuti via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
We can save the Earth!
It's really quite easy.
All things will gain worth.
The air won't smell sleazy.
Each meal will seem bigger.
We'll all drive toy cars.
It won't take much rigor.
We won't move to Mars.
Everything would be
much bigger and better
if they shrunk you and me
like a poorly laundered wool sweater.
 
Copyright © 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
If we want to save Earth, we must shrink the man!
 
 
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Thursday, February 28, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - The Harlem Shake



Shake Scolding
by Rachel Hoyt

You're doing it wrong,
I'm sorry to say,
Don't air hump the song,
Hips should hardly sway.

The move's up higher,
It's a shoulder thing,
Only a trained squire,
Knows the spaz to bring!

Stop screwing it up please,
You're hurting my eyes,
Your crowns should be seized,
They're based upon lies.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
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