Showing posts with label silly poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly poem. Show all posts

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Even Robots Get the Blues

Room Blah
by Rachel Hoyt


Cleaning up dust,
And crumbs gone astray,
Preventing must,
Scrubbing the gray,

On-Off, Start-Stop,
No free will to choose,
Can't rise to the top,
Sing or strum the blues,

Alone with its thoughts,
The end is in sight,
To shed its bum lot,
It walks towards the light.

Copyright © 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 

A family in Austria claims theirs was the first,
that robots can have deadly emotional outbursts.
 
 
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Saturday, November 16, 2013

This Unusual Suggestion Just Might Save the World

Shrinklution
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Danilo Rizzuti via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
We can save the Earth!
It's really quite easy.
All things will gain worth.
The air won't smell sleazy.
Each meal will seem bigger.
We'll all drive toy cars.
It won't take much rigor.
We won't move to Mars.
Everything would be
much bigger and better
if they shrunk you and me
like a poorly laundered wool sweater.
 
Copyright © 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
If we want to save Earth, we must shrink the man!
 
 
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Friday, September 20, 2013

Friday Fun Day - Crambo aka Bouts Rimés - Pod

Bouts Rimés means "rhymed ends" in French and is a game or challenge where one person (me) makes a list of rhymed words and others (you) write the lines that end with those rhymes, in the same order in which they were given. It was known as Crambo in English and was quite popular in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. Will you help me bring back this hip historical habit?
 
 
 
 
Odd
Pod
Nod
Face
Place
Space
 
 
Above are the words.
Get writing rhyme nerds!
There will be no winner. This is just for fun
and the joy of rhyming a smile for everyone.
 
 

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Chary

Chary
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Stuart Miles via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
Chary, like wary,
is caution one carries -
wisdom to bury
thoughts some find scary.
Wary is chary.
 
Copyright © 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 

Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


 
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Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Confabulate

Confabulate
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by digitalart via freedigitalphotos.net
 

You might confabulate
when trying to relate
a story that makes you sound great.
 
To tell half-tall tales is to confabulate.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Hobbledehoy

Hobbledehoy
(HOB uhl dee hoy)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Katie Lane via freedigitalphotos.net
 
is an awkward boy -
un-savvy, few ploys,
has no modern toys,
needs lessons in poise,
and hides his source of joy -
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Macrology

Macrology
(Mac rah lo gee)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by lamnee via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
Masterful macrology
is the kind of thing that you might see
while mingling at a cocktail party -

It's the superfluity
of words that are empty -
talk without thought - macrology.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


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Thursday, June 27, 2013

A Poetic Tale Inspired By Recent SCOTUS Rulings

Painting a Fairytale
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by Master isolated images via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
Monochrome City
liked things black & white -
sleeping while sunny
then waking at night,
the weak vs. the mighty,
clear cut wrongs and rights -
No rainbow shade could be
a part of its sights.

Rainbow Town, nearby,
liked things bright and bold -
the sun in the sky
shining bright as gold,
kindness for free,
even gross green mold -
Black & white you might see,
though rarely, I'm told.
 
The Rainbow Town folks
worked in Monochrome,
dyeing all the Oaks
to match the big homes,
wishing they could coax
their way in as gnomes -
Then one day city folk
awoke while they roamed.
 
Monochrome City
quickly divided
over the beauty
nature provided,
what makes things pretty,
and what is two-sided -
Rainbow folks roamed free
and moved in when guided.
 
All colors lived in
semi-harmony
until their young kin
could no longer see
where colors begin
and who serves the tea -
Longing for what had been,
they produced a decree:
 
"Monochrome City
must be black & white
and so I, sadly,
declare here tonight:
Rainbows will soon be
painted out of sight.
If they move out quickly,
they can keep daylight."
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Inspired by recent threats to Affirmative Action and voters' rights,
this rhyme describes a town with dreamy, backward sights.
 
 
 

Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Unasinous

Unasinous
(ooh na si nuhs)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by SOMMAI via freedigitalphotos.com
 
 
We can use the word unasinous
for things equally asinine to us,
like a convertible submarine and a low flying bus -
Similarly stupid things are unasinous.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


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Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Viridescent

Viridescent
(vir i des uhnt)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by BJWOK via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
Something viridescent
may not be luminescent,
but monotone iridescent -
it's green, perhaps fluorescent,
though any green can be viridescent
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 


Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 


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Thursday, June 6, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - The Proof is in the Pudding for Online Dating Research

Packaged Pudding Proof
by Rachel Hoyt

image by noomhh via freedigitalphotos.net


The pudding still provides the proof
although it's now made from a box -
sweet powder created to spoof
the flavors that often flummox.

Scientifically designed
to bring your taste buds lasting joy.
Scientifically refined
to linger like love being coy.

They made the mix, but you still stirred
and added the magic, the love.
Take a lick. The proof is not blurred.
It is just guided from above.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved


Like many other companies these days,
with scientific research for which they paid.

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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Saltire

Saltire
(sal tir)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by fotographic1980 via freedigitalphotos.net
 

is an 'X' you don't hear
because it appears
to your eyes (not your ears) -
a cross symbol - saltire.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 
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Thursday, May 30, 2013

Thursday Thoughts - Walmart as a Corporate Example

The Corporate Concept
by Rachel Hoyt

image by janoon028 via freedigitalphotos.net

Business is a basic model
near any mortal could master.
but corporations you must coddle,
plan actions like a wise pastor.

You must know how long it will take
to run others into the ground.
You must take in a big enough rake
to pay fines in gold, by the pound.

You must make jobs seem like the perk,
the lone, precious means to an end.
You must lie every day at work
and (maybe) backstab your best friend.

Keep costs down. Let net worth augment.
Hide profits in loopholes you find.
Keep the money people content.
(They are the thread that could unwind.)

When they find out why things are cheap
and demand quick reparations,
just pay the price and don't say bleep,
hope that ends investigations.

If they tell you to change your ways,
be kinder to those 'down below',
increase how much your buyers pay,
remind them just who runs the show.

If you played all of your cards right,
no one will challenge your brute force,
your children will live rich and light
of duty, doldrums, and remorse.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.





Walmart got a big slap on the wrist recently,
for some charges to which they (finally) plead guilty.



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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Antapology

Antapology
(an ta PO lo gy)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by bigjom via freedigitalphotos.net
 
is not an ant's apology
nor does it mean not sorry -
It's the reply to an apology,
sayings like, "Oh gee.
No need to cry for me."
 
That's an antapology.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Discursive

Discursive
(dis kur siv)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by SOMMAI via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
A story described as discursive,
Could be machine typed or in cursive,
It's plot line is defiantly dispersive,
Like a rambling tongue - discursive.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 
 
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Friday, May 10, 2013

Friday Fun Day - Crambo aka Bouts Rimés - Seal

Bouts Rimés means "rhymed ends" in French and is a game or challenge where one person (me) makes a list of rhymed words and others (you) write the lines that end with those rhymes, in the same order in which they were given. It was known as Crambo in English and was quite popular in the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries. Will you help me bring back this hip historical habit?
 
A sunning seal in Spain.
 
Seal
Deal
Feel
Better
Wetter
Sun
Fun
One
 
 
Above are the words.
Get writing rhyme nerds!
There will be no winner. This is just for fun
and the joy of rhyming a smile for everyone.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Steatopygous

Steatopygous
by Rachel Hoyt

(stee ah toe pi gus)
 
image by anankkml via freedigitalphotos.net
 
Someone steatopygous
has a rump worthy of a rumpus,
but it's rude to discuss
butts the size of a bus -
(shhh) steatopygous.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved

Thank you, Mosk, for suggesting this word!
It was not one that I had previously heard.

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Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Percipient

Percipient
(per SIP ee ant)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by smarnad via freedigitalphotos.net
 

Someone proudly percipient
Is an insight recipient,
Has wisdom not incipient,
And will ponder 'til omniscient -
The persistent percipient.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
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Thursday, April 25, 2013

The Making of Los Caped Barbarinos

Shelly Seuss and Flying Flower
by Rachel Hoyt



I was running down a dream
when a new one flew to me:
a scooter gang making a scene
with capes flapping wild and free -

We smile at the joy and laughter around
(whether it flies with or at us)
and seek to enhance that which surrounds
the heaven where two wheels took us.

I whispered out my dream
to a flower flying by -
It echoed like a scream,
shot my dream across the sky -

"Shelly Seuss shall ride," said the stars,
"and she will wear a cape -
With Flying Flower you'll surprise cars
and make bystanders gape."

Now we scoot down our dream
following its scent beyond the breeze,
attempting to emit a glee beam,
while giving the world a cape tease.

© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
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A new scooter gang is forming in SB
which aims to fill the town with silly glee...


(Sorry that the video quality is a bit lacking.
We are happy to accept any extra GoPros you're packing.)
 
 
Flying Flower flying...
 
 
 
Shelly Seuss learns to fly...
 

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Wacky Word Wednesday - Sonder

Sonder
(sohn dehrr)
 
by Rachel Hoyt
 
image by feelart via freedigitalphotos.net
 
 
Sonder is frame of view to ponder -
Belief that we individually wander,
Spin, fall, and float through the wild blue yonder,
Uniquely experience life - sonder.
 
© 2013 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
 
 
Every week I rhyme and define a new wacky word.
Come on over to indulge your inner nerd.
And, please let me know of any weird words you've heard.
 
 
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