Rhyme Me A Smile: Mitt Romney

Friday, September 14, 2012

Friday Fun - Larry Flynt's Bounty for Mitt's Tax Returns

Mr. Larry Flynt, Teller of Turpitude, King of Horny,

You finally did something to bring me to my knees.

My jaw dropped open when I saw the cash bounty

being offered for the tax info on Mr. Mitt Romney

(who should have given us this information for free

to back up his supposed integrity).

I didn't know you'd helped unearth so much dirt,

in the past on politicians who did more than flirt,

although it seems you don't always blab or blurt,

the truth to the public which makes me feel hurt.

When you engage the public by dangling rewards;

asking janitors, clerks, bellmen, and security guards,

to show you their hands, then muck your cards,

you seem slipperier than banana peels, yet tougher than gourds.

I believe you are right that six degrees of separation,

could bring figures and facts on the financial fornication,

that is rampant among the Richie Rich's of the nation,

and could curtail one candidate's clout, hardly in gestation.

If loose lips come to you, your lips should be loose too.

Yet why should I have to say that to one as experienced as you?

Why wouldn't you want to spill the beans and screw

Romney's chances? I'm sure this time you'll spew.

May your lips find loose friends and show them love, truth bomb style!

Sincerely,

Rachel Hoyt

of Rhyme Me a Smile

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Thursday, August 30, 2012

Thursday Thoughts - Mitt Romney's Taxes

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Dear Mitt, King of Tax Evasion,

Could you help a gal find a better equation

for lowered middle income tax calculation?

I've got many creative business plans

way better than collecting aluminum cans.

Could I get the name of your money man?

Of his abilities, I am a big fan.

I make enough to get taxed quite high.

Perhaps he could help me figure out why.

If my boss sent our paychecks through

an offshore fund we invested in with you,

do you think that we could avoid

those deductions that leave us annoyed?

(If you promise to have my back

when other citizens say I'm whack

for still expecting Social Security,

then I will consider voting for thee.)

I also have side jobs and work as a writer...

Is there a way that income could be taxed a bit lighter?

If I get paid in gold coins, will anyone know?

What do you do with yours so that they don't show?

I would really appreciate any help you can give.

I'm just a creative scrapper trying to live.

I write, make candles, work weddings and

have a full time job in this fine, free land.

I deserve to keep most of my income, like you.

I won't start my next venture until you tell me what to do.

Perhaps you have a special fund that I could 'work for'?

I await your ideas and more. Sorry if this letter was a bore.

May taxation remain crooked until I build my pile!

Hopefully yours,

Rachel Hoyt

of Rhyme Me a Smile

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