Sunday Surprise - Crazy Crime Limerick

Moo Crimes

by Rachel Hoyt

Image by Luigi Diamanti via freedigitalphotos.net

A guy had a notable knack

For stealing himself a milk snack.

He dressed like a cow

And crawled out with a wow -

An udderly simple sneak attack.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.

This rhyme was written for Mad Kane's Limerick-Off

where the punch lines will make you snicker, not scoff.