Sunday, April 29, 2012

Sunday Surprise - Crazy Crime Limerick

Moo Crimes
by Rachel Hoyt

Image by Luigi Diamanti via freedigitalphotos.net


A guy had a notable knack
For stealing himself a milk snack.
He dressed like a cow
And crawled out with a wow -

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


This rhyme was written for Mad Kane's Limerick-Off
where the punch lines will make you snicker, not scoff.

19 comments:

  1. Gizmondo gave me the old "Page Not Found" routine, but I know they're hiding it somewhere! You can't fool me Gizmondo! I'm on to you!! You hear me?

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    1. Aww man. It really is down. I just checked the link from my rss feed. I don't remember where it took place, but some 18 year old kid had gone into Walmart during a busy time, in a cow suit, and managed to get 26 gallons of milk in his costume and crawl out on all fours without anyone stopping him. Walmart says they didn't catch anything on their security cameras.

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    2. Wow! They got some pretty bright people working at Walmart.

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    3. Definitely not a lot of employee loyalty. I wonder if they laughed and petted the cow on his way out? :P

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  2. LOL that was great
    Such as your fate

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    1. Thank you, Pat.
      I'm glad you liked that. :)

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  3. What an amazing crime. Smiles. Really like this.

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  4. My dear Rachel,
    You had me smiling after the crime. Great post my dear friend.

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    1. Anyone who doesn't smile at the thought of this crime is trying too hard to be serious... in my opinion. :) :)

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  5. hisss.....haha...nice...udderly outrageous bit of poetry there...i'd still dip my cookie in it...smiles...

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    1. I like being called udderly outrageous! :) smiles...

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  6. Thanks for the smiles ....my son when he was little always said when he grew up he wanted to be a cow ! he's 22 now and a chef LOL

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    1. So long as he's milking his talent for all it's worth, I'd say he acheived his goal! :)

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  7. :D and cute little rhyme as well. I needed the smile thanks
    http://leah-jamielynn.typepad.com

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    1. :D <---that looks like a big smile you have there. :) :P :)

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  8. Very funny and clever. Enjoyed it.

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Rhyming or not, I would like a lot to hear the thoughts my words brought...