Whoa! Woe.
by Rachel Hoyt
A man was recounting his woes,
The fact that he stupidly chose,
To pocket his phone
Although he'd known
It loves the cops like a brown nose.
He had noticed a few butt dials
But didn't fear criminal trials
'Til he heard ding-dong
And before too long
Came to face the police men's smug smiles.
© 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
This rhyme was written for Mad Kane's Woebegone Limerick Off
and because this idiot car thief article made me laugh my arse off!
LOL I hate butt dialing
ReplyDeleteI'd rather do filing
Butt dialing is rough.
DeleteThink this guy's had enough?
LOL
LOL...enjoyed this.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad. :) Thanks for visiting!
DeleteCute and clever!
ReplyDeleteThank you Martha! :)
Deletenext time he should put in the front pocket. and lock it
ReplyDeletemethinks :)
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No matter what pocket, he should definitely lock it. :)
DeleteNice, a great warning not to use your back pocket for phones :)
ReplyDeleteBe careful if you do... It's funnier when people butt dial you. :)
Deletelol..I handbag dial :)
ReplyDeleteThat is almost as dangerous, but thankfully the handbag usually muffles the sound a little. :)
DeleteButt dials LOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteHehehe. :) :)
DeleteCracked me up!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad, Kim! :)
DeleteI have gotten quite a few pocket dials...they can be quite entertaining...lol
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