Sunday, April 15, 2012

Sunday Surprise - Dumb Criminal Limerick

Whoa!  Woe.
by Rachel Hoyt

Image by chawalitpix via freedigitalphotos.com


A man was recounting his woes,
The fact that he stupidly chose,
To pocket his phone
Although he'd known
It loves the cops like a brown nose.

He had noticed a few butt dials
But didn't fear criminal trials
'Til he heard ding-dong
And before too long
Came to face the police men's smug smiles.

© 2012 Rachel Hoyt.  All rights reserved.


This rhyme was written for Mad Kane's Woebegone Limerick Off
and because this idiot car thief article made me laugh my arse off!


17 comments:

  1. LOL I hate butt dialing
    I'd rather do filing

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    1. Butt dialing is rough.
      Think this guy's had enough?

      LOL

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  2. next time he should put in the front pocket. and lock it
    methinks :)

    A

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    1. No matter what pocket, he should definitely lock it. :)

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  3. Nice, a great warning not to use your back pocket for phones :)

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    1. Be careful if you do... It's funnier when people butt dial you. :)

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    1. That is almost as dangerous, but thankfully the handbag usually muffles the sound a little. :)

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  5. I have gotten quite a few pocket dials...they can be quite entertaining...lol

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Rhyming or not, I would like a lot to hear the thoughts my words brought...