I thought I'd be writing to say something mean,
like the fact that wallpaper is unstylish, not keen,
but the reason behind this is noble, I've seen,
and watching that earthquake safety test was serene.
Will it also help flimsy shacks made of plywood?
Can it make any minimally safe place all good?
How many different colors will launch this year?
How soon will it be available to me here?
Will I have to paper my house inside and out?
Can I skip the shower? I just re-did the tile and grout.
And, what about the floors? Should I paper under?
Or should I continue to layer over the last floorings, I wonder...
I hope your commercials will answer my questions.
I'm certain you'll take serious this silly American's suggestions.
I just can't wait 'til it hits the shelves at Home Depot!
Will there be a new product sale? Oh, I hope so!
of Rhyme Me a Smile
P.S. Can I have some for free if I promote funky wallpaper style?
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