The Quip Prank Flow
by Rachel Hoyt
A TPed house,
Or good ding and dash,
Once brought giggles
To innocent lips -
A released mouse,
Or eggcellent bash,
Induced wiggles
In fingertips.
Now pretty things -
Pink flamingos
Or yarn wrapped trees -
are the cool 'rips'.
Now prankster rings
Invent fierce foes,
For celebrities -
Give SWAT Teams tips.
What will come next?
Ghost pranks by text?
Cars with new specs?
Furniture flips?
I miss the past.
This too won't last.
Change happens fast.
Let's hope for quips.
© 2013
Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
a new childish prank that wastes government money.
Technorati Tags: Prank, Swatting, Celebrity, Rhyme, Poetry
Technorati Tags: Prank, Swatting, Celebrity, Rhyme, Poetry
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Very fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you Buddah! :)
Deleteha change does happen fast...and there is def things i miss in the past...its funny i was just talking to my students today about swatting
ReplyDeleteI definitely would've liked to hear what the students thought about swatting! :)
DeleteLOL! I hadn't heard about the "swatting". Fun verse!
ReplyDeleteThank you Madeleine! :)
DeleteThis was very clever! Fun to read!
ReplyDeleteThank you Mary! :)
Deletesome very fun lines here. Really nicely done. Thanks
ReplyDeleteThank you Fred! :)
DeleteAh yes, the old days :-) Though egging can stay gone, that is a real mess. Tried to comment on your poem about spying and it reopened here...that was a great poem about really disturbing news. Thank you for keeping me current :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm glad you enjoyed both poems. :)
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