Leprechaun-itis
by Rachel Hoyt
Image © 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
A fellow named Pat liked to pinch
And found sneaking it was a cinch
Around the office
If he was cautious
And no one saw his fancy flinch.
But after five years of wincing
About phantom finger pinching
The gals around work
Pledged to find the jerk
Causing dreadful derriere dimpling.
It didn't take long to see that
The most likely culprit was Pat.
So they turned him in,
To H.R. boss, Finn,
Who said he'd stop the pinching brat.
But the thing that no one foresaw,
The defense that left all in awe -
"Leprechaun-itis
makes me pinch like this.
Been doing it since birth. Ask my ma."
Poem "Leprechaun-itis" © 2012 Rachel Hoyt. All rights reserved.
Cute limerick! Thanks for the reminder-I'll be sure to wear green!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome! Don't get pinched!! :)
DeleteGreen on the day...love the Limerick Rachel
ReplyDeleteThank you! I'm glad you enjoyed your reminder limerick. :)
Deletesmiles..we don't pinch people on St. Patrick's Day over here..but maybe i should start doing so...smiles..
ReplyDeleteYou know what we Americans would do... take the excuse to drink and behave badly! :P smiles
DeleteMade me smile mate, which after a days nursing is great!
ReplyDeleteYay! I'm glad to brighten your day. :)
DeleteLOL crap I knew that what I had
ReplyDeleteThanks for diagnosising this lad
LOL. Who knew I was a doctor?
DeleteOr are you my imagination's proctor?
LOL! Fun verse!
ReplyDeleteThanks!! :)
DeleteCute poem :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you, Anthony. :)
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