Saturday, May 21, 2011

Newly Discovered STDs

I've recently contracted an STD...
that's a Sexy and Talented Diploma, silly.
It leeches onto you when least expected;
demands to show itself, to be projected.
Simultaneously awarding you for creativity
then demanding you spread it, let the world see.
Though the title of this post sounds "heavy",
Earth's gravitational pull is holding steady.
All is well 'cuz this really isn't a disease,
which is why I'm also giving these blogs STDs:

I hope you'll take this STD and spread it far and wide.
Below are the rules by which we're asked to abide.

Thank you Raising Amelie for giving me this STD.
Thank you Adventures in Estrogen for inventing this silly
award for all to see.


1. Make up ONE totally ridiculous story about yourself that is a complete rip-off from a movie. It can be as long or short as you want; clean or crass as you want.  (Who noticed mine? Anyone?)

2. Pass it on to whomever you feel is deserving of this STD – or accept it and keep it for yourself; it’s your blog – it’s your choice.

3. If you choose to accept this STD, please link your acceptance post back to Adventures in Estrogen and to the person who gave you your STD (in your case it would be me… Rhyme me a Smile) You get the idea?

You can choose to keep your STD for yourself. Yet if you choose to pass your STD around, do it fervently and don’t forget to back link.

4.Use the acronym “STD” as much as possible within you post (send SEO’s into a tale spin)


  1. Awww thanks so much Rachel for giving me a STD! hahah! Such a funny award :D. Hope you're enjoying your weekend!!


  2. Was that a Doc Brown / Marty McFly reference?

  3. Ha. I think I like this one. Thanks.

  4. Congratulations on spreading more STDs around the world! BTW, I was informed via another blog that Monday is World Turtle Day!

  5. you're welcome. next time protect yourself!


  6. @TJ - You're welcome for the STD! Hehe. :o)

    @Doug - YES! Well done.

    @Bryan - Yeah, I like this one and the overlord award. Both very clever. :)

    @Lolamouse - THANK YOU for the World Turtle Day tip! I did not know. Must get to work on a post. :)

    @Alejandro - You were the one who refused protection! Hehe. :)

  7. Hi Rachel -

    Yikes! It leeches on to me when least expected. That's a frightful predicament and thought haha. No STD for me please! I love it. :)

  8. @bjbohls - Hi Charlie... it leeches on in a good way! LOL. Good thing you're aware this type exists now so you'll be less afraid if you get one!

  9. You were there long before you received this award, Rachel. Congrats!


Rhyming or not, I would like a lot to hear the thoughts my words brought...