Image by Salvatore Vuono via freedigitalphotos.net
I remember my mom's first Palm Pilot.
We all joked that she'd bought
a better brain; coherent thought.
Now our "brains" are bigger and faster.
The cell phone has become our master.
We rely on it to save us from disaster.
Talking while walking, you can't look before
crossing the street - is danger in store?
A phone app can alert you to that which you ignore.
You also don't need a detective
to determine if your spouse defected.
Find my phone app = location detected.
Never worry about drunk dialing again.
Let the Designated Dialer decide when
your hands are too shaky to call a "friend".
And when teens and technology start driving you nuts,
and you need a phone app's help (and have guts),
get the Annoy a Teen app! It's fun - no ifs, ands, or buts!
Never again waste time thinking independently!
If there's no app yet, there'll be one eventually.
Techno brains will rule some day... inevitably!
© 2011 - All Rights Reserved - Rachel Hoyt