You Can't Survive on Chicken Nuggets Alone

This rhyme was inspired by a 17 year old girl in the U.K.

who has never eaten a fruit or vegetable to this day.

In fact, she pretty much only eats chicken nuggets,

and has recently realized this diet comes with regrets.

Color Me Nutritious

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When Sally was little, she didn't eat eggs.

She said they contain invisible ungrown legs.

When Susie was little, she hated hot dogs,

bananas, Popsicles and nut-covered cheese logs.

She claimed that some food shapes can cause throat clogs.

When Steven was a younger, more innocent dude,

he swore that he'd never buy nor eat any green food.

He still refuses to buy salad (though dates think it's rude),

and chocolate covered grasshoppers. "They're green too, dude!"

Since Stewart was a tiny lad he's liked to keep things clean,

and feels it best not to eat foods that are brown, red, or green...

pretty much all shades of colors not clear, white, or cream,

because stains aren't as easy to remove as they seem.

Sometimes, if eating out, he'll indulge the full food color scheme.

When Sarah was little she told her dad to buy lots of stock,

because there was one opinion she planned to stick to like a rock,

"Chicken Nuggets are the only food I plan to eat.

Finding plentiful dipping sauces will be my life's feat.

I'll find the fine flavor combos that can't be beat!"

Then, one day, Sarah collapsed in the Arizona heat.

Little Sally's egg phobia earned her a bit of ridicule.

At age 13, she licked an egg for the "cool kids" at school.

Susie eventually realized that she was even less likely to choke

on hot dogs or cheese logs than on an artichoke.

Steven fell in love with a woman named Kelly,

who ate so much asparagus that her pee was smelly.

Stewart never allowed colored foods in his house

and all his life, his only roommate was a little white mouse.

But Sarah, she's the one who's food habits changed her life,

the one who's failure to love more than one food caused her strife.

Because she'd eaten only chicken nuggets for so long,

she spent the rest of her life making up for eating wrong.

She never tasted the bliss of pizza, bacon or donuts

for fear of becoming completely nutritionally nuts.

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