Sunday, January 15, 2012

Taco Crime Limerick



A man was trying to hide
The fact he'd recently tried
To use 9-1-1
As his hired gun
To buy tacos, drive-through, with no ride.

© 2012 - All Rights Reserved - Rachel Hoyt


I'd like to thank Buzz Feed's list of taco related crimes
for inspiring this limerick and more rhyming good times.
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10 comments:

  1. Bryan WhiteJanuary 15, 2012 at 4:02 PM

    Were they closed, or did they just not like him walking through the drive-thru on foot? Either way, I'm pretty sure alcohol probably had a starring role in this little drama.

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    1. Rachel HoytJanuary 15, 2012 at 4:34 PM

      I read they wouldn't allow him through on foot and he stood there, on his cell phone, waiting for the police to arrive... :)

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  2. Pat HattJanuary 15, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    LOL I read this too
    I guess that's why a car is due

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    1. Rachel HoytJanuary 15, 2012 at 5:18 PM

      It's sad that he went to jail for "the Bell".
      Sometimes, life without tacos feels like hell.

      :)

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  3. sulekkhaJanuary 17, 2012 at 4:48 AM

    lol...he was very hungry :)

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  4. Martha Jane OrlandoJanuary 17, 2012 at 1:12 PM

    Just when I think this world isn't crazy enough . . .
    Love the limerick!!!
    Blessings!

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    1. Rachel HoytJanuary 17, 2012 at 9:28 PM

      The world gets a little crazier every second I think. :) Thanks for visiting!

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  5. Madeleine Begun KaneJanuary 22, 2012 at 11:57 PM

    Fun limerick and wild story! And thanks as always for your fun Limerick-Off contributions!

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Rhyming or not, I would like a lot to hear the thoughts my words brought...

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